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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:24

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why We Still Can't Find A Solar System Twin - IFLScience
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Most-complete Stegosaur skull ever found forces rewrite of dinosaur history - Earth.com
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Still no good.
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
How can AI chatgpt be bypassed?
Just Forget it!
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Still no good
Google’s Pixel 10 phones will reportedly launch on August 13th - The Verge
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
I'm 29. I have wasted 7 years for government exam preparation. What should I do?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Ask Ethan: What would the Universe be like without dark matter? - Big Think
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
So they tried
Next, they tried...